SIDE QUESTS
The following list represents all the Side Quest events and collectable Coins broken down by week of game play (event descriptions listed below). Remember, you must collect 32 of 65 possible Side Quest Coins to score the +20p über Side Quester Completion Bonus which will be added to your points collection no earlier than Day 1 of Periode III (February 16th). Good luck!
Game Intro
Polar Plunge = 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙
WEEK 1
Lucky Friend Gift #1 = 🪙
Yoga Class = 🪙
Twelfth Night (Jan. 6th only; Holiday Light Walk) = 🪙
WEEK 2
Dekorationfüste = 🪙 🪙 🪙
Lucky Friend Gift #2 = 🪙
Yoga Class = 🪙
WEEK 3
Dog Walk = 🪙 🪙 🪙
Lucky Friend Gift #3 = 🪙
Yoga Class = 🪙
WEEK 4
Ice Skating = 🪙 🪙 🪙
Lucky Friend Gift #4 = 🪙
Yoga Class = 🪙
WEEK 5
Lucky Friend Gift #5 = 🪙
Skavenger Hunt (Feb. 6th only) = 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙
Yoga Class = 🪙
WEEK 6
Lucky Friend Gift #6 = 🪙
Game Night = 🪙
Yoga Class = 🪙
WEEK 7
Lucky Friend Gift #7 = 🪙
Mardi Gras (Feb. 17th only) = 🪙
Chinese New Year (Feb. 17th only) = 🪙
Trash Pick-up = 🪙 🪙 🪙
Yoga Class = 🪙
WEEK 8
Lucky Friend Gift #8 = 🪙
Summerfüsten = 🪙
Yoga Class = 🪙
WEEK 9
Lucky Friend Gift #9 = 🪙
Sponsorfüsten = 🪙 🪙 🪙
Yoga Class = 🪙
Available during entire game but may only be taken once each:
Paid Event = 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙
Snow Angel = 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙
SIDE QUEST DESCRIPTIONS
DRECKSPATZFÜSTE ALLOWANCE (TRASH PICK-UP)
We here at The Füste, LLC would like you to do more than just improve yourself. Making the world a better place is generally an accepted social goal of all high functioning creatures. Grab a trash bag, gloves and some high visibility clothing and go clean up a 1 mile stretch of sidewalk or trail. You must track yourself on STRAVA to show the correct distance and provide picture/video proof of your trash haul at the end to earn the +3 Side Quest Coin social responsibility bonus.
Spieleabend (GAME NIGHT)
This is an easy one. Break out your favorite board game (or similar) and have a fun night with friends and/or family. Send picture proof to GG to earn +1 Side Quest Coins.
EISLAUFENFÜSTE ALLOWANCE (ICE SKATING)
Go to an ice rink (indoor or outdoor but please no attempts on a frozen lake, river or stream). Strap on some skates and enjoy using sharp metal blades to traverse hard packed ice! Skate for at least 20 minutes with STRAVA proof (it won’t look like much) to earn +3 Side Quest Coins. This will not count for your daily Schmerzenfüste and you must send GG a selfie (with a damn mask on) on the ice to earn your coins.
Hundespaziergang (Dog Walk)
Worth three Side Quest Coins, convince a friend to walk their dog with you as a canine chaperone. Nothing else to this one. The walk must be at least 2 miles (no pace requirement) with GPS proof posted to STRAVA or sent to GG. You must also send GG a selfie of you and your friend’s dog. Maybe bring the dog a treat too, since they really like that kind of thing! And no, this will not count as your daily exercise requirement (although keep walking by yourself for another two miles and it will!).
DEKORTATIONFÜSTE (DECORATIONS)
Decorate your home, workplace, vehicle, etc. in the traditional Winterfüste colors of blue and white. To be clear, “decorating” means the addition of something that is not normally there (i.e. GG will not give you credit for a pic of your bathroom with its white and blue towels etc.). Effort must be made to earn this bonus. Do this right and you’ll bag yourself +3 Side Quest Coins. Photo proof sent to GG required.
GESCHIRRSPUÜLERFÜSTE ALLOWANCE (LUCKY FRIEND GIFT)
An ancient good luck tradition, break a plate on the doorstep of your friend’s home and earn a Side Quest Coin (and good luck for them in the process). You may complete this bonus once a week on the doorstep of different friends for a total of nine weeks. Photo proof sent to GG required. And let it be known that this bonus allowance has caused some controversy in the past so if you’d prefer to not break a plate, you may leave a small gift for your friend instead, say like a tiny cactus or a grapefuit (eyeroll emoji).
DIE JOGAFÜSTEN (Yoga Class)
This one’s simple. Go take a yoga class. Strength training and flank meat disruption is all good and fine but being flexible and right in the head is also a worthy goal. Yoga can absolutely help with those last two. “Home yoga” is not eligible for this Side Quest event; you must go out into the world and take an actual one hour (give or take) class (and GG will be closely monitoring super flu spread during Winterfüste so if things get crazy then he’ll open up home yoga as an option). This Side Quest can taken once a week for each of the first nine weeks of game play and will bag you a Side Quest Coin. If you provide HR data showing a roughly one hour event, you may also take this as a Singelt workout for the day.
SIEGERFÜSTE ALLOWANCE (PAID EVENT)
Complete an organized athletic event (one that has a registration process and a participation fee and meets the basic criteria for any Singelt Schmerzenfüste parameter, e.g. 3 mile run (no “virtual events” allowed). STRAVA or similar GPS tracking proof of completion required to earn +6 Side Quest Coins. This will count as a Singelt towards your daily workout requirement and can be taken only once during Winterfüste.
SCHNEEENGELFÜSTE ALLOWANCE (SNOW ANGEL)
This one’s pretty simple but very lucrative. Go somewhere where there is snow on the ground. Throw on a bathing suit, make a snow angel and earn +10 Side Quest Coins! Video proof sent to GG required (please be hyper aware of camera angle here 🤦🏻♂️).