Hallo Füsters!

Our ranks are slimming down as we approach this penultimate week of WF24. But what matters is you’re still here, putting in your all and taking the fight to your flank meat! GG is in incredibly impressed by your dedication and commitment to this never ending battle and is happy to tell you that we’re just under two weeks of game play to go . . . but what a two weeks it’s going to be!

New Individual and Haus Bonuses have been posted. And you’ll note this week we have the second of our tri-series bonuses coming to completion. The first was the three Park hikes last week (complete all three and you earned a +5p completion bonus) and now it’s the three Mt. Climbs (complete all three and earn a HUGE +10p bonus). But this final climb bonus is not for the feint of heart so prepare yourself for 3072ft of pain!
Homework, as always, has been updated. And remember, your Final Exam on is on the Finalefüste and it’s either 100 pushups or 200 situps or 300 squats. Pick your poison!
Tomorrow is your next to last Fastentag so only two more hangry Mondays to go. Clear liquide only from sun-up to sun-down. You got this!
Probably the biggest news for you to think over tonight is that we’re now less then one week from open season on your Drachen! More information will be released later this week but for those of you who are new here, “slaying your Drachen” means completing one continuous workout that is equal to FIVE Singelts and earns a monstrous +15p bonus! So you’ll want to start thinking about what you want to do here as all Drachen Slayage must first be proposed to GG for approval. Are you going to do 5 Singelt runs for a total of 15 miles? 5 Singelt bike rides for a total of 75 miles in the saddle? Or maybe a combo event like a two Singelt swims, a Singelt bike and a 10K run? Figure it out and let GG know! Drachen season opens next Sunday, March 3rd and goes through the FInalefüste!
And there’s a lot more to come during Week 9, affectionally known by those who survive it as Höllenwoche (use Google to translate that if you don’t already know)!

Alright, that’s it for this week’s update. No time for slacking now, Füsters! Around here we charge to the finish line!

PS: This week’s Scavenger Hunt is to film yourself completing a 90 second Wall Holden (not sure what that is? Go HERE and scroll down to the video example) where you’re leaning against something and making it look like you’re holding it up with your effort. Be creative cause it’s late in the game and GG needs a good reason to sit through your whole video! Good luck!